The paper says (click to embiggen),
Until July 20, 2010
I am not
at this desk,
at this site,
in this time zone,
in this country,
on this continent.
Please have a safe and wonderful day.
For a geek, I have a perfectly normal desk (it's not usually this tidy.)
I mean, the usual: calendar from Wetdryvac.net, the XKCD distillation of wisdom, the Alice Kelley fractals (just out of camera range to the left is a printout of The Abyss Looks Back by Ursula Vernon), a faded-colour photocopy of my contribution to the Travelling Art Book, the reproduction of Broadway Boogie-Woogie by Piet Mondrian courtesy of the Museum of Modern Art... It says who I am quite clearly in this one photograph.
Is it my fault it's the weirdest desk on the block?